Emma's Comprehensive List of Injustices.
1. The name Renesmee.
2. The Genocide Studies class that is too full for me to now enroll in.
3. The timing of my writers block.
4. The fact that Twilight is now only showing one session a day, and yet, is not available on DVD for me to peruse at my own pleasure.
5. The sense of equilibrium I was 'blessed' with.
6. The high chance that I will genetically inherit my mother's thighs.
7. The bogus nose I have. All the better not to smell you with, my dear.
8. Global Warming.
9. The melting of snow, and in fact, the existence of Summer and Spring altogether.
10. My love for Cabriolet Crysler Cruisers juxtaposed with the unmerciful amount in my bank account.
11. My penchant for nachos and mint icecream, in direct review of point number 6.
12. That Edward Cullen is real to me only throughout non-waking hours.
13. That it does not snow in Sydney.
14. That my year 12 excursion to Rome was inexplicably cancelled.
15. That Meryl Streep has been nominated for 14 bloody Oscars, and as yet, has won only 2. Unfair to the max!
16. That seasons 1 and 2 of The Nanny have been released on DVD, and yet, the four delightful seasons remaining are still confined to tape.
17. That I now live nowhere near my two favourite stores in the world: Berkelouws, and Vinnies (which in Paddington, was three stories high!)
18. That I dropped avacado onto my new (and favourite) jeans yesterday, and am having extensive issues getting it out.
19. That I have to wait so long for the remaining three Twilight movies to be released.
20. That my year 12 business teacher gave me 99% in an assessment [placing me 2nd], because she thought that it would encourage me to 'Strive harder in my class' - WTF?!! Worst injustice EVER!
Ah, life is so unfair.
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I heart Berkelouw! Their $4.50 Soy Chai Latte's are the best I have tried. I also been in that vinnies once, except my boyfriend wouldn't go with me upstairs.. so I was refined to downstairs...picked up a cute green glass bowl. I don't know its purpose really, but I put hair clips and guitar picks in it.
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